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Facebook's stylesheets aren't loading. Everything looks delightfully low-tech, like I'm on Netscape 4 hunting down They Might Be Giants lyrics. It's 1997 all over again. In general, It's been a bad day for technology. One iMac retired from it's job of churning out mid-grade real estate marketing material, and set out on its new life as a widescreen paperweight. While a stylish, eye-catching and heavy ornament, the blank black screen only serves as a crushing reminder of mortality and the current limits of today's solar power technology.

Tomorrow I am to be left unsupervised for up to 24 hours. A full day of unbridled debauchery will be unleashed across the Lower Mainland. I plan on visiting convenience stores in every single GVRD municipality, and consuming vast quantities of Orange Pop and beef jerky. It'll be like 1999 all over again (56tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt78

The cat just stepped onto the keyboard. He's turned on fullscreen browsing, and I can't remember the keyboard shortcut to turn it off. So I am now a prisoner to this blog, able to only navigate to other posts and help documents within this Nothing-ness. The parade of technological cat-astrophes (sorry) continues. Trapped in this Firefox cage, I eagerly await one of you to comment with the F key I'm looking for.

Oh, I see, I can just right-click at the top of the screen to get out.

Godspeed.