Ghost
Do you ever just have a week where people's rudeness is just so much more noticable than others? I swear, I have never been walked into, pushed aside and treated so callously more than I have this week. People are just so fucking rude, and mean. It is like "sure, just walk right into me and push me aside while you are walking towards me, as though I am a fucking ghost and then proceed to give me a dirty look because you had to bump into me" You know what? From now on when that happens or it looks like it is going to happen, i am just going to stand firm instead of trying to get out of the way. If people want to do that, they will have to accept that doing so will entail an "accidental" elbow to the ribs, "oops!". And then there was tons of "Yes, just congregate in the middle of the already overcrowded sidewalk and make me walk out into the street with the traffic to get around you and your retarded friends." From now on, I am just going to walk right in the middle of people who choose to do that and shout "EXCUSE ME!" as I do it. And then today at the grocey store this fucking idiot chick was pushing her cart and it was impossible to get around her, and then she just stops and blocks the way while me and a bunch of other people are trying to pass by. What a fucking moron! I seriously believe, 100%, that there are more and more people that truly believe the world revolves around them. This behaviour has just been so prominent this week, it is like everyone swallowed the ignorant pill and turned into an asshole. I swear if one more person bumps into me...look out!
October 25th, 2008 - 19:36
Sometimes this kind of behaviour makes me so angry I cannot help but point it out in a way that, more often than not, makes me look like the ass. It still makes me feel better, though.
Shortly after Matt got back from China, we went to Costco. It was Saturday. Saturday is demo day, so instead of eating breakfast Matt eats samples. He approached the sample table, and was reaching for a sample of some random-ass thing that is terrible for you, when another dude (that had already had one sample) grabbed it right out from under him. Matt called him a “big, fat American bastard.” He kind of yelled it. I was cross at the time, but looking back on it.. fuck that guy.
Example of making myself look like an ass:
I went to Krystal to get some chiks, and because the driver side window on my car does not roll down I went inside to order. I am leaving with my delicious bag of heart attack, when I notice the SUV next to me has parked SO CLOSE that I almost have to get in the fucking passenger side. I stand there for a second, contemplating whether not to leave a rude note (which I have done before, see my flickr). Some ladies walk out. As the passenger walks up to her door, I say to the driver, who is still making her way around the car, “If you’re going to drive a car this big at least learn to fucking park it.” The passenger replied, “Oh, well isn’t that sweet.” Then I suck in my non existent (at that time) gut and squeeze into my car. Then I leave. Fuck all of those assholes with huge cars that they have no idea how to drive or park. RAHHHHHH
I could go on and on about this. Ugh. Sometimes I don’t get too bent out of shape.. maybe the other person had a bad day, etc.. but sometimes I just fucking lose my shit.
Also, go fuck yourself is the best tag ever.