Moving House

When I tell you that I will help you move, I mean just that.
I will help you move.
What I am not volunteering to do is help you pack your shit.

After we were done moving things, we moved animals.
Cats + Car = Me getting crapped on

You know.. my sisters have never helped me move.

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3 Responses to “Moving House”


  1. froggy

    I helped a friend “move” a few years ago, and had the same exact problem. I barely even got to do the fun job of carrying boxes and stuff around, but rather, the task of making sure everything was IN boxes. Needless to say, I don’t help people move anymore!

  2. Owen

    I am a moving veteran. I have helped in at least 15 moves, ranging from a small Toyota pickup containing one bedroom worth of contents up to a 27′ UHaul filled ENTIRELY with mattresses (discount soundproofing). The stupid thing is I am the weakest man I know, and yet I’m always the one helping people move. Moving is probably the most exercise I get. Ever.

    Of course, now we’re moving at the end of this month and not a single person has offered to help (well, Steph sorta did… but she’s tiny).

  3. Nona

    I’ll help you move. You know.. if you pay for me to get up there and everything.

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