Meow meow meow
The cat loves drawstrings. I hate dishes.
I spent 3/7th of my summer vacation in a delusional fever, and 1/84th of it vomitting up vodka and grilled cheese sandwiches. I am not properly rested, nor am I defused and ready to continue my job. I am slowly coming apart like a drawstring in cat claws. Daily updates via satellite will be available.
I do miss my cable TV. I was happy to lie immobile at the folks' house, absorbing hazardous levels of incessant CNN coverage of National Hurricane Palin. The soundbytes began to eat their own tails as one story wouldn't reach a conclusion without the next story repeating What You Just Heard.
Nancy Grace might be the most terrifyingly useless "journalist" I have ever watched.
TransLink has gone and messed up my bus schedules. Curse you September changes!